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The rules are simple: 

  • You may not survive the movie if you have sex.
  • You may not survive the movie if you drink or do drugs.
  • You may not survive the movie if you say "I'll be right back", "Hello?" or "Who's there?"

A labor of love, and a work of art: 8 colors screen printed by hand. 

Our shirts are soft, lightweight, & true to size for a vintage fit. They are not pre-shrunk, so they will shrink when you wash them. 

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Return Policy available at checkout. 

*Unisex Shirt. Consult size guide, women may want to size down. 

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Unisex/ Men's T-Shirt

Women's T-shirt

Unisex Stars Raglan (Too High to Die)

Unisex V-Neck Ringer w/ Striped Sleeve

Unisex/ Men's Ringer Tee 

 

Women's Ringer Tee

 

Unisex Future Monsters Jersey